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Florida Man lacks skills and drive to make real robots, makes pretend ones and enters them in pretend tournaments to feel better about himself.  His run in FRR: Backlash featured, from SHW to LW, a malformed alligator on wheels, a triangle, Starship Enterprise, and an Angry Goat Robotics reject.

ARC's resident ferret's main claim to fame is his habit of making the playoffs with some of the dumbest designs and stat spreads mankind has ever seen. It would be fair to consider him the Walmart Monsterworks, except that's a horrible and uncalled-for insult to Walmart.

Despite having made three separate finals, he has won no titles. There is no doubt in anyone's mind that his relative lack of salt about this fact in the Discord is because said salt is being directed into crafting his next runner-up design. Considering his last one was a drum spinner with arms, there's no telling what the hell's coming next. Regardless of what it ends up being, rest assured that CBC2's staff has already reserved a silver medal for it.

This guy made the semifinals with a snek. Let that sink in for a moment.

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