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'''Advanced Robot Combat''' is a site where grown sexually frustrated men with childish hobbies play fake robot beauty pageant with each other, and then cry like babies when they lose. |
'''Advanced Robot Combat''' is a site where grown sexually frustrated men with childish hobbies play fake robot beauty pageant with each other, and then cry like babies when they lose. |
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| − | Each season, people take turns entering terrible robots that they think are the best thing since the pocket in pita, submitting terrible 2000 word RPs that writers ignore, and writing terrible matches that no one reads unless they lose. The season concludes after the teams offering the best blowjobs or most intimidating threats to the writing staff receive their wins at the end. |
+ | Each season, people take turns entering terrible robots that they think are the best thing since the pocket in pita, submitting terrible 2000 word RPs that writers ignore, and writing terrible matches that no one reads unless they lose. The season concludes after the teams offering the best blowjobs or most intimidating threats to the writing staff receive their wins at the end. |
This national past-time has gone on for hundreds of years and shows no signs of stopping, and nobody knows why! |
This national past-time has gone on for hundreds of years and shows no signs of stopping, and nobody knows why! |
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[[Team Blood Gulch Salt|Team Blood Gulch]] |
[[Team Blood Gulch Salt|Team Blood Gulch]] |
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| + | [[Chaotic Robotics Salt|Chaotic Robotics]] |
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[[Team Covenant Salt|Team Covenant]] |
[[Team Covenant Salt|Team Covenant]] |
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Revision as of 01:10, 12 January 2017
Advanced Robot Combat is a site where grown sexually frustrated men with childish hobbies play fake robot beauty pageant with each other, and then cry like babies when they lose.
Each season, people take turns entering terrible robots that they think are the best thing since the pocket in pita, submitting terrible 2000 word RPs that writers ignore, and writing terrible matches that no one reads unless they lose. The season concludes after the teams offering the best blowjobs or most intimidating threats to the writing staff receive their wins at the end.
This national past-time has gone on for hundreds of years and shows no signs of stopping, and nobody knows why!
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